What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 03:52

So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Still no good.
Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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